Stevie Lee

Aug
13th

Wed

Hiring assistants

I have interviewed 30 people in the last 7 working days for two positions within our marketing department. Thus far, I have selected my two favorites. One reminds me of my best friend, Claire. She’s tan, smells good and is super easy to talk to. The other has worked with Hanson and enjoys Forever 21 jewelry as much as I do. I personally think I’ve done a tremendous job. Oh, and they’re both qualified and have excellent experience…

Aug
10th

Sun

I’m developing so many crushes while watching the Olympics… and I stand by my previous statement- SWIMMERS ARE HOT!!!

Pretty much sums up this weekend! Laid out, drank daiquaris and swam! I’m gonna miss LA!

Aug
7th

Thu

All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone that makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there’s someone perfect who might be searching for us.

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Kevin Arnold is my dream man! Remember the Pepsi commercials he was in- loves it!

Kevin Arnold (via yarrow)

Aug
6th

Wed

A perfect evening

I love memories like this! Had so much fun!!!

clarawalnuts:

Hills of Bel Air, swimming, red wine, three of my best girlfriends, and drunk handstand competitions. Couldn’t get better.

Waking up

The left over Chinese food is helping!
Me: How you feeling today?
Claire: Probably about the same as you.
Stevie: I know and we have to do it again tonight.
Claire: What?
Stevie: We invited people over for tonight. Are you not coming?
Claire: No I didn't say that
I love that hung over you two still are excited about drinking again
via Annies Fanny
Seriously, my drunk mouth makes promises my hungover self can't keep. But I'm going to do my best to rally!

Jul
30th

Wed

Going Away Smoking Party

Wow, you’re actually welcoming a hangover- Claire, you really are serious about this! I’m so proud of you and I know you can do it and I’ll be right there to help!

clarawalnuts:

Tomorrow will be the last day I ever smoke another cigarette. I’ve been a smoker for over 11 years, almost half of my life. This will be my first full-fledged effort to kick my nasty habit and I’ve already started my dose of Chantix.

As a going away party to smoking, I’m having a happy hour at Q’s tomorrow to chain smoke and drink the evening away.

I’m also hoping that I will be super hungover Friday and that will aid in my quitting.

BTW, you’ve got to tell me what happened to Marie on Intervention the other night… details later??

clarawalnuts:

Secret Life of an American Teenager is my favorite guilty pleasure. I have the TV viewing habits of a 14 year old girl.

Jul
29th

Tue

"Go Team" Bonding

Wanna know what we all got at our last work event? Wait for it, wait for it…. FOOD POISONING! Hollleerrrrr

erichemedes:

I totally just got reminded about our mandatory agency wide event tomorrow. Basically, we only have to work until 10:30 at which time we all head over to the Ferry Building for what’ll essentially be IRON CHEF versus other co-workers. What isn’t stated below that I’m most excited about is:

(1) It’s a competition

(2) Brunch Hour cocktail hour upon arrival

(3) We get to leave right after for more drinking and then go home

Yay!

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Why comment?

I’ve now had two Ralph’s cashiers comment on the weight of my salads. The first guy chimed in with “Wow, that’s an expensive dinner”

The second’s clever comment went “Wow, you’re feeding salad to the whole family tonight, eh”

WTF, bag that shit up and let me eat in peace. It’s a salad- yes, it happens to be heavily weighed down w/ Ranch dressing and assorted pasta salads, but there’s lettuce in there!

I’ve said my peace… tonight I will try to outweight my last one!!! Take that suckas… wait, who’s the loser in this situation…